HELP WANTED!
We are looking for enthusiastic, motivated and goal-oriented individuals to assist in the support of a new building to be constructed on Copernicus Street in the vibrant city centre. Must have experience in supporting large quantities of stone and masonry.
Duties: stand in your underwear and bear the load of the three storeys above you
Length of contract: permanent
Working hours: 168 per week
Holidays: none
Salary: competitive for the position offered
Other conditions: opportunity to work with other indentured load-bearers who share a common interest in standing still for the rest of eternity and supporting structures of incalculable weight
Essential: ability to look distinctly unimpressed with the task given you
Desirable: ability to ignore rivers of bird droppings coursing over your head, shoulders and chest.
If interested, please contact:
The Architect's Guild
c/- The King
Building 1, Castle Street
(or Main Square on execution days)
Ref no: 011783920
(Sorry. This represents the culmination of my long history of feeling sorry for inanimate objects. I'll get back to the usual "Oh dear, I seem to have gone on holiday by mistake" format soon.)
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We are looking for enthusiastic, motivated and goal-oriented individuals to assist in the support of a new building to be constructed on Copernicus Street in the vibrant city centre. Must have experience in supporting large quantities of stone and masonry.
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"And to Make Things Worse, A Lion Has Decided to Eat My Head."
Stare Mesto (Old Town), Prague, 22.07.15
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Length of contract: permanent
Working hours: 168 per week
Holidays: none
Salary: competitive for the position offered
Other conditions: opportunity to work with other indentured load-bearers who share a common interest in standing still for the rest of eternity and supporting structures of incalculable weight
Essential: ability to look distinctly unimpressed with the task given you
Desirable: ability to ignore rivers of bird droppings coursing over your head, shoulders and chest.
The Architect's Guild
c/- The King
Building 1, Castle Street
(or Main Square on execution days)
Ref no: 011783920
(Sorry. This represents the culmination of my long history of feeling sorry for inanimate objects. I'll get back to the usual "Oh dear, I seem to have gone on holiday by mistake" format soon.)
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